Monday 13 August 2018

Prayers to the Roman Gods: Janus

Is it gimmicky? I suppose. But, really, how else ought one to structure a poem to the god of beginnings and endings?


Prayers to the Roman Gods: Vulcan

Another poem! I don't know that Vulcan was ever described as the god of machinery, per se, but honestly it just seems to fit perfectly with his other roles, doesn't it?


Sunday 29 July 2018

Beasts of Myth & Fable #5

Well, it's not a "beast", per se, but it is definitely a legendary being. Of whom multiple examples exist in the original stories, even! That beats Pegasus, at least.


Saturday 28 April 2018

Beasts of Myth & Fable #4

Here's a small hint: This one's got a name, not just a species.


Prayers to the Roman Gods: The Gratiae

If there's anyone who likes parties more than these three, it's... well, actually, Bacchus probably qualifies.  But their parties are better, 'cause you'll remember the party in the morning.


The Seven Wonders: The Mausoleum of Halicarnassus

Isn't one of the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries "Always loot the ruins"? No? Just the Crusader's Oath, then? Well, alright.


Beasts of Myth and Fable #3

This was a fun one to do. Lovely mirroring in the first two verses - and I daresay it's an easy one for the Classics fandom, given how often I see posts about it.


The Seven Wonders: The Colossus of Rhodes

Ah, Rhodes.  Beautiful city, but don't look up as you sail into the harbour - gods have no need of pants, you know.

Monday 26 March 2018

Beasts of Myth and Fable #2

I rather enjoyed this one, as it's just as much about the inspiration for the beast as it is about the beast itself.


Monday 5 March 2018

Bellicum Formicarum/Carmen Salicis Lacromosae

What the hey, have some more King's Quest in Latin.  The March of the Ants and the Song of the Weeping Willow, both from King's Quest V: Punning Makes the Player Flee Harder.

What do you mean, that's not the name of the game?


Exploratio pro Corona

The legendary story from King's Quest I, translated into Latin by yours truly.  Really a good game, although the graphics are somewhat outdated by today's standards.


Did I say "somewhat?"  I meant "very."

But it's a great game, and one I heartily recommend.  Anyway, without further ado, here's the legendary story that forms the background to the game.  The English version is up on Sierra Planet here, and the Latin down below:


Saturday 3 February 2018

Beasts of Myth and Fable #1

This is the first of a series of poems which all share two features: One, I will publish the lot as an e-book when the series is complete, with an extra poem, by which time I will hopefully have worked out the logistics of publishing an e-book.

Two, and more importantly, each of these poems is a riddle.  The answer to each riddle can be found in medieval bestiaries: As the title suggests, a mythological creature from either Greco-Roman mythology or medieval legends.  I did consider going for more far-flung creatures, but those two together added up to a round fifty, which seemed like a nice number to stop at.

Besides, it would make Riddle #51 harder if these weren't all of a type.

Anyway, our first riddle is something of a easy one, to get you started.